28 August 2001
To: Bernard Dunstan & Brad Dunstan
From: Jennie Hopkins
Brad—
Sorry to say I’m not writing to rekindle an old flame. Unless my boyfriend never comes home and Your brother Barney has apparently fallen in love with me, and while I’d normally applaud his taste, there’s clearly something not quite right going on, and I’d like to get him off my couch. Help a girl out?
xo,
Jennie
Bernie—
Sorry to say I’m not writing to rekindle an old flame. Your brother Barney has apparently fallen in love with me, and while I’d normally applaud his taste, there’s clearly something not quite right going on, and I’d like to get him off my couch. Help a girl out?
xo,
Jennie
Jennie,
Wait, he’s done what?
Never mind. We’ll come by and get him. Bea should be able to talk sense into him, and if not Brad and I can drag him easily enough.
Bernie
Bernie—
You are my hero! I mean your kid brother is obviously adorable but he’s being clingy and weird, and my boyfriend is acting like this is somehow my fault and he’s cleared out... Honestly, I think he’s just intimidated by the Dunstan physique. Or maybe it’s just becoming increasingly clear that he is an unreasonable jealous git. UGH. Anyway. Yes come soon please, I’ve got beer. And I’m honestly kind of worried about Barney.
xo
Jennie